Anonymous;
64, 70, 77, 83

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

Oh, God. He was drunk, I was tipsy enough. I said the words “kiss me like a man” and he did. It was, erm, not what I imagined.

70. Names of your best friends?

Rosie
Cate
Erica
Camille
Tiffany

77. Chocolate or vanilla?

Chocolate. 

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

In a perfect world, Mean Girls 2 does not exist.

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Hey, y’all. 

I just decided I needed a new theme in class today—the old one had some glitches and my obsessive compulsiveness about this blog kind of took over—so, I’ll be tinkering with it throughout the day, maybe tomorrow as well.

Just a heads up.

Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it.
Michelle K.

fuck me.

I think I like someone. Ugh. This is most inconvenient.

(Why can’t I ever just keep to my promise to myself and stick to my celebrity crushes that will go nowhere and therefore are less painful in the long run? Why do I have to deal with all these feelings?)

No bueno.

Anonymous;
Where would you travel and why? Have you ever been there?

IRELAND. IRELAND FOR SURE.

My family is from Ireland, on my mother’s side. My great-grandmother came here when the British sent the Black and Tans to invade Ireland to keep control and my great-great-grandfather sent his for oldest girls to America to get away from all that.

(That’s the history lesson for today, kids.)

So, my grandma goes back every couple of years to visit family. Just a few weeks ago, there was a family reunion, so my grandma, my mom, and my uncle went over to party. (I was SO jealous. You have no idea.)

I’ve never been, so I’m dying to go. I want to go because of the heritage I have there and because it’s fucking beautiful and there’s just so much tradition. And the beer is like, a billion times better.

(One of my aunts—or it might be a cousin—owns a pub, so that’s cool.)

The plan is for me and my cousins to go in five years. Hopefully, that pans out.

There’s actually a saying about my family over there, which I think is hilarious.

"It’s better to meet the devil than marry a Barry from Inagh."

w0lf-h4ley;
7, 4, 3, 9

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

My cousin and I are going to see a showing of Chicago this Friday, and I haven’t seen her in about two months, so that’s exciting.

4. Are you easy to get along with?

Yes. I don’t do confrontation/conflict. I try very hard to keep the peace.

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

Ha! No.

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

Depends on who’s in the conversation. I never had “The Talk” with my parents because they weren’t really worried about me and the few times they tried, I shut that shit down.

But, I talk about sex all the time with my friends. It’s one of our favorite past times.

foreplay.

  • Sherlock: You're an army doctor.
  • John: Yes.
  • Sherlock: Any good?
  • John: Very good.
  • Sherlock: Seen a lot of injuries, then? Violent deaths?
  • John: Well, yes.
  • Sherlock: Bit of trouble too, I bet.
  • John: Of course, yes. Enough for a lifetime. Far too much.
  • Sherlock: Want to see some more?
  • John: Oh, God, yes.

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Chapter two is up really quickly. I don’t know about chapter three because this week is looking rather busy for me, but I’ll try to have that one up ASAP.

Offerman’s giggles make me happy.

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