Hello. Nicole. That's me. Twenty. ENFP. American. I'm a writer, that's my thing. I'm a theatre major, focusing in playwriting and dramaturgy. Shakespeare turns me on in every possible way. I'm obsessed with movies, music, TV shows. I'm a major fangirl. I have a twisted sense of humor, and I like to think I'm overly friendly. Oh, and apparently, I laugh at anything. So...welcome to my blog?
My Mind Rebels at Stagnation
Nicole's Spark of Devine Fire
i have calmed down.
I have regained my ability to breathe, as well as my ability to can. I am an adult, I can handle my shit. (No, I can’t, but just roll with it, ‘kay?)
This is a request. Can someone please, please, please, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD AND HOLY IN THE WORLD, post a video of the event that I now christen “The Loss of Ovaries Everywhere 2014”?
- THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN IN-DEPTH REVIEW OF THE EPISODE.
- IT WAS GOING TO BE.
- I HAD SHIT TO TALK ABOUT. I HAD IT ALL PLANNED OUT.
- BUT THEN, THE LAST MINUTE HAPPENED.
- AND I COULDN’T FUCKING BREATHE.
- MY ROOMMATES HAD TO COME IN BECAUSE THEY WERE WORRIED ABOUT ME.
- I CAN’T.
- DANNY CASTELLANO. DIAMOND DAN. STRIPPER.
- "AMERICAN WOMAN".
- DANNY CASTELLANO WAS A STRIPPER AND HE STRIPPED FOR MINDY AND I CAN’T FUCKING BREATH.
- OH, DEAR LORD, SAVE ME.
- I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW.
- I WOULD LIKE TO THANK GOD AND ALSO JESUS FOR THE GODDESS THAT IS MINDY KALING.
- AND THE EIGHTH WONDER OF THE GODDAMN WORLD, CHRIS MESSINA.
- I AM A PUDDLE ON THE GODDAMN FUCKING FLOOR AND I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GET UP.
be still, my trembling heart.
So, I’m faffing around on here, not doing my homework, per usual, and I listen to Mindy’s interview on Howard Stern and they talk about BJ.
It broke my heart. Shattered it into fucking pieces, right? That’s expected. I mean, it’s just so hard with those two because I understand why they’re not together, but at the same time, I don’t. It’s like, “Are we human or are we dancer?” with the two of them.
I’m at a loss for words. Honestly.
If we can have one sliver of light from this, it’s the fact that Stern totally ships them. That was amazing.
houstonhellcat replied to your post:awkward alert.
Thank you, Taylor. Always good to have a bro. I love you.
This has not been a good day.
My friend thought that a deadline was today and so, I emailed my professor questions about it and now, it comes to light that the deadline for our specific thing is a month away and that the deadline we were worried about wasn’t even ours.
It makes sense because he would have reminded us in class and he hasn’t responded to my email. Which also makes sense because he doesn’t suffer fools.
And in this case, I am the fool.
I know I’m probably fixating and he hasn’t thought about it, but I still feel really stupid and embarrassed. And I hate that.
I need a drink.
i’m down the rabbit hole.
I ship Bellarke so much, y’all. I’ve become obsessed. Like, it’s been a month and a half or so and I’m still in deep. I haven’t even finished watching season one yet. (I think I’m on episode four…?)
I just. I can’t. Pairings that are “opposites attract” are my weakness and this one has me, hook, line, and sinker.
I wish Gallifreyan and the Elvish languages were offered as options for my foreign language credits.
I am Beyoncé always.
eh, close enough.
[The Vulture grosses Amy out in a flashback.]
I guess that's your new best friend now, Santiago. Emphasis on "-iago." Backstabber.
I'm surprised you've read Othello.
What the hell is Othello? I'm calling you the parrot from Aladdin.
I can connect with this on a deep, emotional level.